{"product_id":"are-you-fucking-kidding-me-gym-socks","title":"Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Socks","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFor those moments when your patience has officially left the building and all you can think is, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eare you fucking kidding me?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🙄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhy waste your breath when your socks can say it for you? Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAre You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e serve up a healthy dose of sarcasm for the chronically unimpressed, professional eye-rollers, and anyone running on caffeine, questionable patience, and absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a crisp bleach-white base, bold black lettering, retro-inspired orange and black stripes, and contrasting bright orange heels and toes, these funny novelty gym socks deliver plenty of personality with a classic athletic vibe. Their super-comfy, thicker cotton-blend knit and relaxed unisex fit make them perfect for everyday wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're lounging around, running errands, surviving another ridiculous conversation, or silently judging someone's latest questionable decision, these socks have your back. Well, technically your feet. But you get the idea. 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly made in the USA, they're the perfect gift for your sarcastic bestie, brutally honest coworker, or anyone whose facial expressions regularly get them into trouble.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBleach-white gym socks with light orange and black accents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \"Are You Fucking Kidding Me\" statement design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro-inspired striped detailing with contrasting orange heels and toes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-calf length on most wearers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sarcastic besties, brutally honest coworkers, birthdays, office gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, and anyone whose patience is permanently on vacation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop More Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove accessories with attitude? Browse our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/collections\/funny-gym-socks\" title=\"Gym Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGym Socks Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for comfortable, statement-making styles, or explore our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/collections\/funny-socks\" title=\"Funny \u0026amp; Novelty Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Socks \u0026amp; Novelty Socks Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for more hilariously inappropriate finds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore Sass, Less Small Talk:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If your patience for nonsense is running dangerously low, check out our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/allergic-to-bullshit-gym-socks\" title=\"Allergic To Bullshit Gym Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAllergic To Bullshit Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/sounds-like-bullshit-to-me-gym-socks\" title=\"Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for more unapologetically sarcastic favorites.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gumball Poodle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47001545769156,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-gym-socks_web.png?v=1791934924","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-gym-socks","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}