{"product_id":"clark-and-company-premium-eggnog-holiday-crewneck","title":"Clark And Company Premium Eggnog Holiday Crewneck","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen you’re hosting the \u003cem\u003ehap-hap-happiest Christmas\u003c\/em\u003e and the only thing holding you together is a moose-shaped mug of eggnog, you need a crewneck as premium as your holiday spirit. Inspired by Clark Griswold’s relentless pursuit of yuletide perfection, this festive crewneck is here to guarantee the merriest meltdown of the season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with a soft, heavyweight cotton\/poly blend, this unisex fit is made fresh in the \u003cem\u003ethreshold of hell\u003c\/em\u003e—a.k.a., the holiday chaos we all know and love. Whether you’re trimming the tree, fixing a “fun, old-fashioned family Christmas” dinner, or just hiding from Cousin Eddie, this crewneck has you covered (literally).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003erelaxed fit, classic \u003cstrong\u003ecrewneck\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e80% cotton, 20% polyester fleece, 9.5 oz.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ebrand:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ecomfort colors\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003egarment dyed for a lived-in look and feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eprofessionally printed by hand \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ewash cold, hang dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRaise a glass (and maybe a little holiday havoc) to the most dysfunctional season of the year. Slip this on and get ready for a Christmas so merry, even the Griswolds would be impressed. 🎅 Warning: Premium eggnog not included.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":44401178443972,"sku":"CACPES-BS","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":44401178476740,"sku":"CACPES-BM","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":44401178509508,"sku":"CACPES-BL","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":44401178542276,"sku":"CACPES-BXL","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":44401178575044,"sku":"CACPES-B2X","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 3XL","offer_id":44401178607812,"sku":"CACPES-B3X","price":94.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ S","offer_id":44401178640580,"sku":"CACPES-DS","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ M","offer_id":44401178673348,"sku":"CACPES-DM","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ L","offer_id":44401178706116,"sku":"CACPES-DL","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ XL","offer_id":44401178738884,"sku":"CACPES-DXL","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 2XL","offer_id":44401178771652,"sku":"CACPES-D2X","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Denim \/ 3XL","offer_id":44401178804420,"sku":"CACPES-D3X","price":94.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ S","offer_id":44401178837188,"sku":"CACPES-GS","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ M","offer_id":44401178869956,"sku":"CACPES-GM","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ L","offer_id":44401178902724,"sku":"CACPES-GL","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44401178935492,"sku":"CACPES-GXL","price":86.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44401178968260,"sku":"CACPES-G2X","price":90.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44401179001028,"sku":"CACPES-G3X","price":94.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/Clark_CompanyEggnogSweatshirtModel-BlueSpruce_2.png?v=1732293378","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/clark-and-company-premium-eggnog-holiday-crewneck","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}