{"product_id":"clark-company-eggnog-christmas-sweatshirt","title":"Clark \u0026 Company Eggnog Christmas Vacation Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hap-hap-happiest Christmas calls for a little eggnog, a lot of patience, and one seriously cozy sweatshirt.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome families have peaceful holiday traditions. Others have Clark Griswold, 25,000 Christmas lights, Cousin Eddie in the driveway, and an eggnog-fueled Christmas meltdown. If the Griswolds feel a little too familiar, this one's for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClark \u0026amp; Company Premium Eggnog Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a hilarious nod to the holiday classic \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNational Lampoon's Christmas Vacation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e. Featuring a vintage-inspired eggnog company graphic, Clark's unforgettable moose-shaped eggnog glass, and the promise of eggnog \"made fresh in the threshold of hell,\" this retro Christmas crewneck captures everything we love about the most dysfunctional Christmas family in movie history.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMade on a premium heavyweight crewneck sweatshirt, this holiday favorite features substantial 9.5 oz. fleece with an incredibly soft, lived-in feel. The garment-dyed finish creates that perfectly faded, vintage appearance, while the relaxed unisex fit makes it ideal for cozy Christmas movie marathons, holiday gatherings, decorating the tree, or surviving another Griswold-worthy family Christmas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in Denim, Blue Spruce, and Grey, each sweatshirt features a bold white graphic that pairs nostalgic holiday humor with an effortlessly casual, vintage-inspired look.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're searching for a funny Christmas sweatshirt, a cozy gift for a Christmas Vacation fan, or the perfect crewneck for your annual holiday movie marathon, this Clark Griswold-inspired sweatshirt is guaranteed to bring a little extra holiday cheer. Well, at least until someone asks where the Christmas bonus went.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight crewneck sweatshirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e80% ring-spun cotton \/ 20% polyester\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSubstantial 9.5 oz. heavyweight fleece\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment-dyed for a soft, lived-in vintage appearance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic crewneck with ribbed cuffs and waistband\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDesigned for comfort with minimal shrinkage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in Denim, Blue Spruce, and Grey\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite Clark \u0026amp; Company Premium Eggnog graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Christmas movie nights, holiday parties, cozy winter outfits, and gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso Available In\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove the Clark \u0026amp; Company Premium Eggnog graphic? 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