{"product_id":"clark-company-eggnog-heavyweight-tee","title":"Clark \u0026 Company Eggnog Christmas Vacation Heavyweight Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe hap-hap-happiest Christmas starts with a little eggnog. And probably a complete family meltdown.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf your idea of holiday cheer includes 25,000 Christmas lights, a questionable Christmas bonus, Cousin Eddie parked in the driveway, and a moose-shaped glass full of eggnog, you're definitely our kind of people.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClark \u0026amp; Company Premium Eggnog Heavyweight Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a nostalgic nod to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNational Lampoon's Christmas Vacation\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and the legendary holiday chaos of Clark Griswold. Featuring a vintage-inspired fictional eggnog company graphic, Clark's iconic moose mug, and the hilarious promise of eggnog \"made fresh in the threshold of hell,\" this funny Christmas graphic tee is practically a holiday tradition waiting to happen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight t-shirt, this Christmas Vacation-inspired tee has that perfectly broken-in, lived-in feel you love. The substantial 6.1 oz. ring-spun cotton fabric is garment-dyed for a soft, vintage appearance, while the relaxed unisex fit makes it comfortable enough for Christmas movie marathons, holiday gatherings, and surviving another year of family festivities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in Brick, Hemp, and True Navy, each featuring a bold white retro-inspired graphic that looks like something straight out of a Griswold family Christmas.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're shopping for a Christmas Vacation fan, looking for a funny Christmas shirt that isn't covered in reindeer and glitter, or simply embracing your inner Clark Griswold, this heavyweight holiday tee deserves a spot in your Christmas wardrobe.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHeavyweight graphic t-shirt\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% ring-spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSubstantial 6.1 oz. fabric with a soft, lived-in feel \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGarment-dyed for a vintage-inspired appearance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eClassic crewneck and short sleeves\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAvailable in Brick, Hemp, and True Navy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhite Clark \u0026amp; Company Premium Eggnog graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for Christmas movie nights, holiday parties, family gatherings, and gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAlso Available In\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCan't get enough Clark Griswold's holiday chaos? Explore our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(224, 11, 11);\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/clark-company-eggnog-christmas-sweatshirt\" title=\"Clark \u0026amp; Company Eggnog Christmas Vacation Heavyweight Sweatshirt\" style=\"color: rgb(224, 11, 11);\"\u003eClark \u0026amp; Company Heavyweight Christmas Sweatshirt\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a cozy winter layer, or shop the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(224, 11, 11);\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/clark-company-eggnog-christmas-vacation-tee\" title=\"Clark \u0026amp; Company Eggnog Christmas Vacation Tee\" style=\"color: rgb(224, 11, 11);\"\u003eLightweight Christmas Graphic Tee\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a softer, lighter everyday option.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause nothing says Christmas quite like a Griswold family gathering. And if the holiday festivities start going sideways, just remember: we're all in this together. Except Cousin Eddie. 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