{"product_id":"coffee-makes-me-poop-gym-socks","title":"Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee first. Bathroom shortly after. It's called having a routine, okay? ☕💩 Our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCoffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are for the caffeine-fueled crowd who knows that a good cup of coffee gets more than just the day moving. Equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and hilariously relatable, these funny coffee socks make the perfect gift for coffee lovers who appreciate a little bathroom humor with their morning brew.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a rich brown colorway, bold cream lettering, retro-inspired black and cream stripes, and contrasting cream heels and toes, these novelty crew socks bring vintage gym sock vibes with a seriously cheeky twist. Made in the USA from a comfortable, thicker cotton-blend knit, they're perfect for pairing with your favorite sneakers, lounging around the house, or making your morning coffee run a little more entertaining.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRich brown gym socks with cream and black accents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \"Coffee Makes Me Poop\" statement graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro-inspired striped design with contrasting heels and toes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-calf length on most wearers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Coffee addicts, caffeine lovers, funny gifts, white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, and anyone whose morning routine involves a very predictable second stop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop More Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove a good statement sock? Browse our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/collections\/funny-gym-socks\" title=\"Gym Socks Collection\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGym Socks Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for more funny, retro-inspired styles, or explore our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/collections\/funny-socks\" title=\"Funny Socks \u0026amp; Novelty Socks Collection\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Socks \u0026amp; Novelty Socks Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for even more personality-packed pairs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gumball Poodle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47001326911684,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/coffee-makes-me-poop-gym-socks_web_8085c486-93f0-4abd-8df2-8072b3a2cbe5.png?v=1791927804","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/coffee-makes-me-poop-gym-socks","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}