He’s From Texas, I Can Tell Horror Western Sweatshirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
He’s from Texas. We can tell. The chainsaw was our first clue.
Country music meets classic slasher horror in the He’s From Texas, I Can Tell Horror Western Sweatshirt. Inspired by the country-girl dilemma of choosin’ Texas and the chainsaw-wielding horror icon who made rural Texas considerably less romantic, this cozy crewneck gives Western style a dark, funny Halloween twist.
The vintage-inspired graphic features a masked chainsaw figure against a retro Texas sunset with a farmhouse, windmill, dusty landscape, and distressed 70s-style lettering. Printed on a classic black crewneck with a relaxed unisex fit and soft fleece interior, it delivers all the comfort of your favorite sweatshirt with the energy of someone you definitely should not follow down a Texas backroad.
Made for haunted houses, horror movie marathons, chilly country concerts, Halloween parties, pumpkin patches, or everyday wear when your personal aesthetic lands somewhere between Western vintage and final girl.
Details:
Classic crewneck sweatshirt
Soft, cozy fleece interior
Relaxed unisex fit
Vintage-inspired Texas horror graphic
Distressed retro Western artwork
50% cotton, 50% polyester, 8.0 oz.
Country Western meets classic slasher style
Perfect for Halloween + year-round horror fans
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
Because maybe him choosing Texas wasn't actually the biggest red flag.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.