He’s From Texas, I Can Tell Horror Western Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
He’s from Texas. We can tell. The chainsaw was our first clue.
Country music meets classic slasher horror in the He’s From Texas, I Can Tell Horror Western Tee. Inspired by the country-girl dilemma of choosin’ Texas and the chainsaw-wielding horror icon who made rural Texas considerably less romantic, this graphic gives Western style a dark, funny Halloween twist.
The vintage-inspired artwork features a chainsaw-wielding masked figure against a retro Texas sunset, complete with a farmhouse, windmill, dusty landscape, and distressed 70s-style lettering. Printed on a black heavyweight tee with a relaxed unisex fit, it has that perfectly worn-in graphic tee look made for spooky season and beyond.
Wear it to a country concert, haunted house, Halloween party, horror movie marathon, or anywhere your personal style falls somewhere between cowboy boots and questionable backroads in rural Texas.
Details:
Heavyweight unisex graphic tee
Relaxed, lived-in fit
Vintage-inspired Texas horror graphic
Distressed retro Western artwork
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz.
Country Western meets classic slasher style
Perfect for Halloween, concerts + year-round horror fans
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
Turns out there may be worse things than him choosing Texas. 😏
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.