I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way Funny Thanksgiving Lightweight Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
I cook my turkey the old fashioned way... I let my mom do it. 🦃😂
Some people spend Thanksgiving morning basting turkeys, perfecting recipes, and stressing over oven temperatures. The rest of us show up with an appetite and let Mom handle the main event. And honestly? It's a tradition worth keeping.
Our I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way Lightweight Tee is made for the Thanksgiving girlies who prefer eating the turkey over cooking it. Featuring bold vintage-inspired white lettering and a classic roasted turkey illustration, this funny Thanksgiving graphic tee delivers the perfect combination of holiday humor and laid-back style.
Made from a soft, lightweight cotton/poly blend with a relaxed unisex fit, this tee is comfortable enough for everything Thanksgiving throws your way. Pair it with your favorite jeans, leggings, or cozy cardigan for an effortlessly casual holiday outfit.
Whether you're headed to Thanksgiving dinner, celebrating Friendsgiving, or simply supervising from the couch while someone else does the cooking, this shirt makes your holiday responsibilities perfectly clear.
You bring the appetite. Mom brings the turkey. Everyone wins.
The Details:
- Lightweight 4.2 oz. fabric
- 52% cotton / 48% polyester
- Soft, comfortable unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline and short sleeves
- Vintage-inspired white Thanksgiving graphic
- Available in Heather Navy and Heather Brown
- Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, and casual fall outfits
Also Available In: Love this graphic? Shop our I Cook My Turkey the Old Fashioned Way Heavyweight Tee and Crewneck Sweatshirt for more funny Thanksgiving outfit options.
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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