{"product_id":"merry-christmas-shitters-full-lightweight-tee","title":"Merry Christmas Shitters Full Lightweight Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eDeck the halls and check the sewage system—it's time to celebrate the holidays Griswold-style! Our \"Merry Christmas Shitter's Full\" Tee pays homage to one of the most hilariously unforgettable moments from the classic film \"Christmas Vacation.\" If Cousin Eddie is your holiday spirit animal, this is the shirt for you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from an ultra-soft, premium cotton blend, this tee ensures comfort while you’re cleaning out the crapper or just enjoying some eggnog by the fire. With its bold design and cheeky reference, it’s guaranteed to be a hit at any holiday gathering, making even the grumpiest Scrooge crack a smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eprinted to order by hand\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eunisex fit, classic crewneck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eSoft,\u003cstrong\u003e lightweight \u003c\/strong\u003ematerial.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e52% cotton, 48% polyester, 4.2 oz.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ecolor(s): white, athletic heather\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003ewash cold, hang dry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#000000\"\u003eGraphic will have a soft, worn look and will fade over time with washing. Garment\/graphic color(s) may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🚐 \u003cstrong\u003eEddie Approved\u003c\/strong\u003e: Soft, breathable fabric for maximum comfort during holiday mishaps.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎅 \u003cstrong\u003eFestive Humor\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bold lettering with a nod to Cousin Eddie's iconic moment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e🎁 \u003cstrong\u003ePerfect Fit\u003c\/strong\u003e: Available in a range of unisex sizes to fit every member of the Griswold clan.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e😂 \u003cstrong\u003eHoliday Laughs\u003c\/strong\u003e: The ultimate conversation starter and laugh inducer at any party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis holiday season, wear your \"Merry Christmas Shitter's Full\" Tee with pride and let everyone know you appreciate the finer (and funnier) things in life. It's the perfect gift for fans of \"Christmas Vacation\" and anyone who loves a good laugh. Remember, it’s not just a shirt—it’s a holiday tradition!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ X-Small","offer_id":42444279382212,"sku":"MCSFLT-Solid White Blend-X-Small","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ Small","offer_id":42444279414980,"sku":"MCSFLT-Solid White Blend-Small","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ Medium","offer_id":42444279447748,"sku":"MCSFLT-Solid White Blend-Medium","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ Large","offer_id":42444279480516,"sku":"MCSFLT-Solid White Blend-Large","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ X-Large","offer_id":42444279513284,"sku":"MCSFLT-Solid White Blend-X-Large","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid White Blend \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":42444279546052,"sku":"MCSFLT-Solid White Blend-2X-Large","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ X-Small","offer_id":42444279120068,"sku":"MCSFLT-Athletic Heather-X-Small","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ Small","offer_id":42444279152836,"sku":"MCSFLT-Athletic Heather-Small","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ Medium","offer_id":42444279185604,"sku":"MCSFLT-Athletic Heather-Medium","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ Large","offer_id":42444279218372,"sku":"MCSFLT-Athletic Heather-Large","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ X-Large","offer_id":42444279251140,"sku":"MCSFLT-Athletic Heather-X-Large","price":48.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2X-Large","offer_id":42444279283908,"sku":"MCSFLT-Athletic Heather-2X-Large","price":50.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/merry_christmas_shitters_full_tee_model_-_white_2__web__1.jpg?v=1721861605","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/merry-christmas-shitters-full-lightweight-tee","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}