Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Funny Christmas Tea Towel
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING

CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING

LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING

RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING

HOODIE SIZING

All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE

DESCRIPTION
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal! 🎄
Inspired by everyone's favorite mischievous Christmas movie moment, our Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tea Towel brings festive humor to your holiday kitchen. Featuring bold, vintage-inspired red script lettering on a classic white flour sack towel, it's the perfect mix of traditional Christmas charm and slightly inappropriate holiday spirit.
Whether you're baking Christmas cookies, hosting a holiday party, or just looking for a funny Christmas kitchen towel that makes people laugh, this festive little number is ready to spread some cheer (and possibly offend your most uptight relatives).
Even better? It makes an adorable Christmas hostess gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or little something for the Home Alone fan who knows exactly where that famous line comes from.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
- Soft white flour sack-style tea towel
- 100% cotton
- Approximately 28" x 29"
- Pre-washed, lint-free fabric
- Naturally rumpled texture
- Hemmed on all four sides
- Festive red script graphic
- Neatly folded with a kraft paper belly band, ready for gifting
Please Note: The graphic is printed on the lower middle third of the towel so it can be displayed when folded or hung. Product photography may show the towel arranged differently to highlight the full design. Slight variations in print color may occur due to the nature of screen printing.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold.
- Tumble dry on low heat or line dry for best results.
- Iron on low heat on the reverse side if needed.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.