{"product_id":"merry-christmas-ya-filthy-animal-tea-towel","title":"Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Funny Christmas Tea Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Christmas, ya filthy animal!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by everyone's favorite mischievous Christmas movie moment, our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMerry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal Tea Towel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e brings festive humor to your holiday kitchen. Featuring bold, vintage-inspired red script lettering on a classic white flour sack towel, it's the perfect mix of traditional Christmas charm and slightly inappropriate holiday spirit.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you're baking Christmas cookies, hosting a holiday party, or just looking for a funny Christmas kitchen towel that makes people laugh, this festive little number is ready to spread some cheer (and possibly offend your most uptight relatives).\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEven better? It makes an adorable Christmas hostess gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or little something for the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHome Alone\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e fan who knows exactly where that famous line comes from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft white flour sack-style tea towel\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApproximately 28\" x 29\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePre-washed, lint-free fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNaturally rumpled texture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHemmed on all four sides\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFestive red script graphic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeatly folded with a kraft paper belly band, ready for gifting\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease Note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e The graphic is printed on the lower middle third of the towel so it can be displayed when folded or hung. Product photography may show the towel arranged differently to highlight the full design. Slight variations in print color may occur due to the nature of screen printing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMachine wash cold.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTumble dry on low heat or line dry for best results.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIron on low heat on the reverse side if needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41292535824580,"sku":"","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/merry-christmas-tea-towel-packaged_web.png?v=1794419979","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/merry-christmas-ya-filthy-animal-tea-towel","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}