{"product_id":"my-cat-is-my-therapist-socks","title":"My Cat Is My Therapist Socks – Funny Unisex Gym Socks for Cat Lovers","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"567\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"198\" data-end=\"234\"\u003eMy Cat Is My Therapist Gym Socks\u003c\/strong\u003e 🐾🛋️\u003cbr data-start=\"240\" data-end=\"243\"\u003eYou’ve trauma-dumped. You’ve ugly cried. You’ve monologued about your ex, your boss, and your childhood in one sitting. And through it all? Your cat has listened (sort of). These socks celebrate the only therapist who accepts payment in treats, ignores your boundaries, and ends every session by walking across your laptop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"569\" data-end=\"629\"\u003e✨ \u003cem data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"629\"\u003eWarm. Fuzzy. Emotionally unavailable—just like your cat.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"631\" data-end=\"634\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"648\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"648\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"708\"\u003eUnisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"711\" data-end=\"741\"\u003eWide ribbed, mid-calf length\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"744\" data-end=\"779\"\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"804\"\u003eMade in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"807\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eBest worn with sneakers or roomy shoes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"850\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eColors: Bleach White Cotton with Orange Nylon, Carolina Blue Cotton, and Denim Nylon accents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"976\"\u003eMachine wash cold, line dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1187\"\u003eToe-tally perfect for anxious cat moms, emotional support animals (the furry kind), and anyone in need of a good laugh. Makes a thoughtful, funny gift for the therapy-loving, cat-cuddling human in your life.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gumball Poodle","offers":[{"title":"One Size","offer_id":45039178481860,"sku":"MCITS-OS","price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/CatTherapistSocks1.png?v=1753291863","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/my-cat-is-my-therapist-socks","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}