{"product_id":"sounds-like-bullshit-to-me-gym-socks","title":"Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSome people have a sixth sense. Yours just happens to be detecting bullshit from a mile away. 🙄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e are for the skeptics, sarcastic souls, and professional eye-rollers who have heard just about every excuse in the book. Whether you're surviving another meeting that could've been an email, listening to someone's wildly unbelievable story, or simply minding your own business while the nonsense finds you anyway, these socks say exactly what you're thinking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing a classic black base, bold cream lettering, retro mustard-gold stripes, and contrasting cream heels and toes, these funny novelty socks deliver plenty of attitude without sacrificing comfort. Their cozy, thicker cotton-blend knit and relaxed unisex fit make them an easy everyday favorite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly made in the USA, they're the perfect gift for your brutally honest bestie, sarcastic coworker, or anyone whose facial expressions have a habit of saying the quiet part out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBlack gym socks with cream and mustard-gold accents\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBold \"Sounds Like Bullshit To Me\" statement design\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetro-inspired striped detailing with contrasting cream heels and toes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eComfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMid-calf length on most wearers\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003e61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBest worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eProudly made in the USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Sarcastic besties, coworkers with a sense of humor, office gift exchanges, birthdays, stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, and anyone with a finely tuned bullshit detector.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShop More Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLove accessories with attitude? Browse our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/collections\/funny-gym-socks\" title=\"Gym Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGym Socks Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for comfortable, statement-making styles, or explore our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/collections\/funny-socks\" title=\"Funny \u0026amp; Novelty Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFunny Socks \u0026amp; Novelty Socks Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for more hilariously inappropriate finds.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMore Sass, Less Small Talk:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e If your patience for nonsense is running dangerously low, check out our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/allergic-to-bullshit-gym-socks\" title=\"Allergic To Bullshit Gym Socks\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAllergic To Bullshit Grip Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for another unapologetically sarcastic favorite.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Gumball Poodle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47001499664580,"sku":null,"price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/9070\/files\/sounds-like-bullshit-to-me-gym-socks_web.png?v=1791932516","url":"https:\/\/alleyandrae.com\/products\/sounds-like-bullshit-to-me-gym-socks","provider":"Alley \u0026 Rae Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}