Golden Crunch Tee – Funny Golden Girls Inspired Lightweight Halloween Graphic T-Shirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Thank you for being a fiend. 💀 The Golden Crunch Tee is what happens when the sweetest sitcom squad takes a bite out of breakfast… and your soul. Inspired by the Golden Girls, this lightweight horror parody tee brings Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia back from the dead for one killer bowl of cereal.
Perfect for Golden Girls fans with a dark sense of humor, horror lovers who crave retro vibes, or anyone who likes their breakfast served with a side of sarcasm. This buttery soft triblend tee drapes effortlessly, making it your go-to for couch marathons, Halloween parties, or midnight fridge raids.
✨ Key Features:
✔ 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon (buttery soft, lightweight 3.8 oz.)
✔ Relaxed, unisex fit for sitcom lovers & spook seekers alike
✔ Vintage-style fabric blend that feels broken-in from day one
✔ Printed to order, just for you
✔ A must-have funny horror tee & gift for Golden Girls fans
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
Please Note: Graphic colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to lighting, monitor differences, photo edits, and filters.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.