Rise Above The Bullshit Witchy Graphic Tee ā Funny Heavyweight Shirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
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All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
Sometimes the only spell you need is a little perspective. š¤ The Rise Above The Bullshit Tee is your reminder to float higher than the drama, the gossip, and the everyday nonsenseāwitch-style. Printed on a heavyweight Comfort Colors tee, this graphic makes a statement thatās equal parts empowering and sarcastic, wrapped in cozy vintage vibes.
Perfect for witches who practice self-care with a side of sass, Halloween lovers who thrive on dark humor, or anyone whoās officially over it. With its garment-dyed softness, relaxed fit, and durability, this tee is made for bonfire nights, coffee runs, and those moments when your broomstick feels faster than your Wi-Fi.
This tee is part of The Dropāa limited-edition collection that disappears into the Graphics Graveyard at the end of September. Get it before itās gone for good. šøļø
āØ Key Features:
ā 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz heavyweight fabric
ā Garment-dyed tee with a vintage, lived-in feel
ā Relaxed unisex fitādesigned for witches, rebels & drama dodgers
ā Printed to order in small batches (no mass-market curses here)
ā A must-have witchy graphic tee for spooky season & year-round shade
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
Please Note: Graphic colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to lighting, monitor differences, photo edits, and filters.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.