Wait Come Back You Forgot Your Bullshit Tee – Funny Minimalist Graphic Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Sometimes people bring a little too much “extra” with them. The Wait Come Back You Forgot Your Bullshit Tee is here to make sure they don’t forget it on the way out. Equal parts sarcastic and wearable, this heavyweight graphic tee delivers humor in the most low-key, minimalist way possible—front and back prints that say everything without you having to lift a finger.
Crafted from durable 6.0 oz heavyweight cotton, this tee has that soft, structured feel Comfort Colors is known for. The relaxed, boxy unisex fit makes it look effortless on everyone, with dropped shoulders and side seams for just the right vintage drape. Whether you’re running errands, grabbing coffee, or silently calling out nonsense in the checkout line, this tee’s got you covered.
✨ Key Features:
✔ 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.0 oz
✔ Garment-dyed for that broken-in, vintage look and feel
✔ Relaxed, boxy unisex fit with dropped shoulders
✔ Minimalist front + back print with maximum sarcasm
✔ Printed by hand, just for you
✔ Perfect for sarcastic souls, quiet rebels & everyday humor
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.