Wait Come Back You Forgot Your Bullshit Hoodie – Funny Unisex Fleece Statement Hoodie
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Sometimes you don’t need a big speech—you just need to let people know they forgot something important… their bullshit. The Wait Come Back You Forgot Your Bullshit Hoodie is equal parts cozy fleece and sarcastic masterpiece, making it your new go-to for coffee runs, errand days, or just silently judging humanity in the checkout line.
Crafted with buttery-soft fleece and a relaxed unisex fit, this hoodie keeps things lowkey with minimalist front and back prints that deliver attitude without being loud. With a jersey-lined hood, roomy pouch pocket, and matching drawcord, it’s designed for both maximum comfort and maximum side-eye. Whether you’re curled up on the couch, dodging small talk, or giving subtle shade, this hoodie has your back—literally.
Available in five versatile colors (bone, plum, cement, storm blue, and sandstone), each hoodie is printed by hand in small batches—because mass-produced sarcasm just isn’t the same.
✨ Key Features:
✔ Cozy cotton/poly fleece blend
✔ Jersey-lined hood + matching drawcord
✔ Pouch pocket for snacks, receipts, or more BS
✔ Minimalist front & back prints for quiet sass
✔ Relaxed unisex fit for all-day wear
✔ Printed by hand in small batches
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry.
⚠️ Note: Garment colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits, and filters.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.