Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks

Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks

Coffee first. Bathroom shortly after. It's called having a routine, okay? ☕💩 Our Coffee Makes Me Poop Gym Socks are for the caffeine-fueled crowd who knows that a good cup of coffee gets more than just the day moving. Equal parts cozy, sarcastic, and hilariously relatable, these funny coffee socks make the perfect gift for coffee lovers who appreciate a little bathroom humor with their morning brew.

Featuring a rich brown colorway, bold cream lettering, retro-inspired black and cream stripes, and contrasting cream heels and toes, these novelty crew socks bring vintage gym sock vibes with a seriously cheeky twist. Made in the USA from a comfortable, thicker cotton-blend knit, they're perfect for pairing with your favorite sneakers, lounging around the house, or making your morning coffee run a little more entertaining.

The Details:

• Rich brown gym socks with cream and black accents
• Bold "Coffee Makes Me Poop" statement graphic
• Retro-inspired striped design with contrasting heels and toes
• Comfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction
• Unisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15
• Mid-calf length on most wearers
• 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
• Best worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes
• Proudly made in the USA

Perfect For: Coffee addicts, caffeine lovers, funny gifts, white elephant exchanges, stocking stuffers, and anyone whose morning routine involves a very predictable second stop.

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Care Instructions: Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.