I Like Books More Than People Gym Socks – Funny Book Lover Socks
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING

CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING

LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING

RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING

HOODIE SIZING

All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE

DESCRIPTION
I Like Books More Than People Gym Socks
Books don't interrupt your peace, ask unnecessary questions, or expect you to leave the house. Honestly, what's not to love? 📚💜
Our I Like Books More Than People Gym Socks are for the introverted bookworms, antisocial readers, and literary homebodies who would rather get lost in a good story than make small talk with actual humans. Whether you're canceling plans to finish another chapter, ignoring texts because your fictional friends are more interesting, or spending your weekend buried beneath a blanket with your latest bookstore haul, these socks understand you on a spiritual level.
Featuring a soft lilac-purple base, bold charcoal lettering, cheerful pale yellow accents, and retro rust-orange stripes, these funny novelty socks are equal parts cozy and unapologetically antisocial. Contrasting buttery yellow heels and toes add a playful pop of color, while the thicker cotton-blend knit and comfortable unisex fit make them perfect for long reading sessions, bookstore adventures, and doing absolutely nothing that involves other people.
Proudly made in the USA, they're the perfect gift for your book-loving bestie, introverted girlfriend, favorite librarian, or anyone who considers a canceled plan a personal victory.
The Details:
- Lilac-purple gym socks with pale yellow, rust-orange, and charcoal accents
- Bold "I Like Books More Than People" statement design
- Retro-inspired striped detailing with contrasting pale yellow heels and toes
- Comfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction
- Unisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15
- Mid-calf length on most wearers
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Best worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes
- Proudly made in the USA
Perfect For: Book lovers, introverts, bookworms, librarians, book club members, cozy homebodies, birthdays, stocking stuffers, bookish gift baskets, and anyone who would rather read than socialize.
Shop More Socks
Love accessories with attitude? Browse our Gym Socks Collection for comfortable, statement-making styles, or explore our Funny Socks & Novelty Socks Collection for more hilariously inappropriate finds.
For the Shameless Bookworm: If your love affair with books has officially gotten out of hand, check out our Book Slut Gym Socks for another cheeky, bookish favorite.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.