My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Socks
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Socks
Your dog knows everything. The neighborhood drama, your questionable decisions, and exactly which people you both can't stand. Fortunately, your four-legged bestie knows how to keep their mouth shut. 🐶☕ Our My Dog and I Talk Shit About You Gym Socks are made for dog lovers who believe the best gossip sessions happen with someone who has paws, a tail, and absolutely zero loyalty to anyone else.
Featuring a heather gray base with bright turquoise blue and sunny yellow accents, these funny dog socks bring a little attitude to your everyday wardrobe. The bold "My Dog and I Talk Shit About You" statement makes them the perfect conversation starter (or conversation ender 😏), while the cozy, thicker cotton-blend knit keeps your feet comfortable through dog walks, coffee runs, and all your daily shenanigans.
Proudly made in the USA, these unisex novelty crew socks make a hilarious gift for dog moms, dog dads, sarcastic friends, and anyone whose dog is their favorite gossip partner.
The Details:
- Heather gray gym socks with turquoise blue and bright yellow accents
- Bold "My Dog and I Talk Shit About You" statement graphic
- Retro-inspired striped design with contrasting yellow heels and toes
- Comfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction
- Unisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15
- Mid-calf length on most wearers
- 65% Cotton, 32% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Best worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes
- Proudly made in the USA
Perfect For: Dog moms, dog dads, pet lovers, sarcastic besties, funny gifts, stocking stuffers, birthdays, and anyone who prefers spilling the tea with their dog.
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Love a good statement sock? Explore our Gym Socks Collection for more funny, personality-packed styles, or browse our Funny Socks & Novelty Socks Collection to find your next favorite pair.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.
More For Dog Lovers: Think your dog is better company than most humans? You'll love our I Like Dogs More Than People Gym Socks.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.