Dead Inside But Caffeinated Crewneck Sweatshirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
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HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
For those days when you're feeling less "rise and shine" and more "rise from the grave," we present the Dead Inside But Caffeinated Crewneck Sweatshirt. Featuring a delightfully spooky sugar skull, Day of the Dead coffee cup ghost graphic, this sweatshirt is perfect for anyone whose spirit animal is a caffeine-addicted ghost.
- printed to order by hand
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- super soft, plush fabric
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz.
- color(s): military green
- wash cold, hang dry
👻 Why You'll Love It:
- Unisex Fit: Perfect for all you ghouls and goblins out there, this sweatshirt doesn't discriminate. Dead inside? Come one, come all!
- Cozy Comfort: Made from the softest, coziest fabric that will make you feel like you're wrapped in a haunted cloud. Ideal for those brisk fall days or chilly haunted house adventures.
- Eye-Catching Design: The vibrant sugar skull and ghostly graphic will ensure you stand out in a crowd of zombies. It's the ultimate conversation starter for those who prefer their social interactions with a side of sarcasm.
- Perfectly Relatable: Let everyone know that while you may be dead inside, caffeine keeps your motor running. Who needs a pulse when you've got coffee?
Wear it to your next Halloween party, coffee run, or just lounging on the couch binge-watching horror movies. The Dead Inside But Caffeinated Sweatshirt is the ideal attire for those who love their coffee as dark as their souls.
This season, embrace your inner coffee-craving ghoul and stay stylishly spooky. Order yours today and join the ranks of the undead (but highly caffeinated)!
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.