Probably Just Gonna Jingle Some of the Way Hoodie – Funny Holiday Pullover
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Holiday spirit… but make it low-battery mode. 🎄😴
The Probably Just Gonna Jingle Some of the Way Hoodie is for anyone who's doing their best this Christmas… but might be running on coffee, vibes, and mild resentment toward gift wrapping.
This cozy fleece pullover hoodie features a relaxed unisex fit with a kangaroo pocket and drawcord, making it the perfect layer for lazy movie nights, Target runs, or “I’m here but not emotionally” holiday gatherings.
Available in two festive & wearable options:
❤️ Cardinal Red Gildan Hoodie: classic fit, soft mid-weight fleece, holiday-bold color
🖤 Black Bella+Canvas Sponge Fleece Hoodie: premium plush feel, slightly more polished fit
Whether you're jingle-jogging through December or jingle-limping into January, this hoodie lets the world know: you're festive… just not full-volume festive.
Why you’ll love it:
- Cozy unisex hoodie with fleece interior
- Kangaroo pocket + drawcord for comfort + warmth
- Available in cardinal red (Gildan) or black (Bella+Canvas)
- Printed to order by hand, just for you
- Perfect for tired moms, introverts, bookish girlies, & holiday minimalists
- Pairs well with leggings, flannels, or pajama pants all season long
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry for longest life (or tumble low if you’re already too tired).
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.