Probably Just Gonna Jingle Some of the Way Sweatshirt – Cozy Holiday Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
For the girlies who love Christmas but also love canceling plans, this sweatshirt is for you.
The Probably Just Gonna Jingle Some of the Way Sweatshirt is made for holiday minimalists, festive introverts, and anyone running purely on caffeine, serotonin, and sheer willpower.
This cozy fleece crewneck features a relaxed unisex fit that's perfect for leggings, pajama pants, or that “I’m wearing this to the family party but don’t expect me to sing carols” energy.
Available in two sweatshirt options:
Gildan (military green): classic mid-weight pullover, soft fleece interior, relaxed fit
Bella Canvas (maroon): extra soft sponge fleece, premium feel, slightly more polished
Printed to order by hand, just for you. Each sweatshirt has that boutique look and cozy feel that makes it a go-to all season long (and every year after).
Why you’ll love it:
- Cozy fleece crewneck with relaxed unisex fit
- Available in military green (Gildan) or maroon (Bella+Canvas)
- The perfect sweatshirt for “festive but exhausted” vibes
- Ideal for parties, gift exchanges, wrapping marathons, & couch hibernation
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry for longest life (or tumble low if you’re too tired).
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.