Dead Tired Knit Sweater – Funny Coffee Lover Pullover for Women
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Dead Tired Knit Sweater – For The Caffeinated and Chronically Exhausted
Some wear their heart on their sleeve—you wear your exhaustion across your chest. The Dead Tired Sweater is your new favorite cozy confession: you're running on empty, and coffee is your only lifeline.
This ultra-soft cotton knit features a fully knitted in design, not printed—so you can stay comfy while warning the world that you're one spill away from a meltdown. With a ribbed collar and cuffs, it's the perfect mix of cozy, chaotic, and “don’t even look at me before espresso.”
This item cannot be exchanged or returned. ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
☕ Details:
- 100% cotton knit – soft, breathable, and nap-approved
- Ribbed collar and cuffs for that "I'm functional but barely" look
- Knitted-in "Dead Tired" design by Pyknic (because you're too tired to iron anything printed)
- Unisex fit – looks great on everyone who’s sleep-deprived
- Machine washable. Hang dry if you love it. Or risk shrinking your only personality sweater.
🖤 Perfect For:
- Coffee-fueled mornings and meltdown-mode Mondays
- Fall layering, lounging, and low-effort outfits
- Gifting your favorite exhausted human
- Tired parents, tired students, tired humans
Because sometimes your outfit needs to speak for you—and this one says, “I showed up. That’s enough.” 💀😴💤
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.