Bend Over And I'll Show You Christmas Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Clark’s got the comebacks, and this one's a holiday classic. Who needs polite small talk when you can roast your neighbors with Griswold-level sass? Whether you're decking the halls or setting up a tree that belongs in the forest, this tee brings the laughs and the legendary Griswold attitude. Wear it when someone asks about your holiday plans—or where you plan on putting that tree. Just don’t be surprised if the conversation takes a turn... 🎄💥
Features:
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- soft, lightweight fabric
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz.
- brand: bella canvas
- wash cold, hang dry
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.