Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Channel your inner Phoebe Buffay this Thanksgiving with the “Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day” Tee—because nothing says “holidays” like questioning the entire point of the feast! 🦃 This tee is perfect for those who love their Friends and maybe side with Phoebe on the whole turkey situation.
Whether you’re avoiding the bird or just keeping the dinner table conversations spicy, this shirt gives you all the sassy vibes you need. Buttery soft, witty, and perfect for dropping some Phoebe wisdom at your next holiday gathering. Let’s celebrate Thanksgiving the Buffay way—by not taking it too seriously!
Features:
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- exceptionally soft, lightweight fabric
- 50% polyester, 25% cotton, 25% rayon, 3.8 oz.
- brand: bella canvas
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic colors may vary/appear brighter in person. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.