Bless Your Heart Gym Socks – Funny Southern Socks for Women
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Bless Your Heart Gym Socks 💅💙
For the uninitiated... “bless your heart” is Southern code for you poor, clueless thing. It’s the sweetest way to call someone an idiot while smiling straight through your teeth.
These socks walk that fine line between sugar and spice, pairing Southern charm with just enough attitude to keep folks guessing. Whether you’re sipping sweet tea or side-eyeing the neighbors, your feet have never looked more polite… or more savage.
✨ Sweet, sassy, and just a little bit shady, like every good Southern belle.
Details:
- Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)
- Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Made in the USA
- Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
- Colors: Bleach White Cotton with Bahama Blue & Lucite Green Nylon accents
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Perfect for Southerners, sass queens, and anyone fluent in polite insults.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.