You Ain't Getting Shit Heavyweight Christmas Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Looks like coal isn't even on the table this year—you’ve officially made that kind of impression on Santa. This heavyweight tee says it all: the naughty list isn't just a warning; it’s a lifestyle.
Made for those who own their bad decisions with holiday spirit, this tee is as bold as it is comfortable. Perfect for your next holiday gathering, gift exchange, or when you're just tired of pretending you've been nice.
Why sugarcoat it? Santa’s got your number, and it’s zero gifts this year. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and maybe next year...nah, who are we kidding? 🎅🔥
Features:
- relaxed fit, classic crewneck
- 100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz.
- soft, heavyweight fabric
- professionally printed by hand
- brand: comfort colors
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.