Darn It All To Heck Socks
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Darn It All To Heck Gym Socks 🤬🧦
For those days when you're this close to throwing a chair but still trying to keep it PG. Whether you're muttering under your breath, slamming drawers just a little too hard, or rage-baking banana bread—these socks let the world know you're flustered, frazzled, and fresh outta nice words.
✨ Family-friendly swearing. Full-foot comfort.
Details:
- Unisex fit — one size fits most (women’s 6 to men’s 15)
- Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Made in the USA 🇺🇸
- Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
- Colors: Natural Cotton with Beachfire and Bahama Blue Nylon accents
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Toe-tally perfect for the flustered, the frazzled, and the folks who just need a good “dadgummit!” moment. Makes a hilarious gift for anyone who’s trying their best not to curse at PTA meetings.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.