My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Socks
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING

HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECEĀ SWEATSHIRTĀ SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRTĀ SIZING
HOODIEĀ SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
My Dog And I Talk Shit About You Gym Socks š¾š
Letās be realāyour dog knows everything. The group chat drama. The family secrets. The passive-aggressive neighbor with the tiny yappy dog. These socks are for the people who tell their dog everything... and trust them not to spill a single kibble of tea.
⨠Zero judgment. Maximum side-eye.
Details:
- Unisex fit ā one size fits most (womenās 6 to menās 15)
- Wide ribbed, mid-calf length
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Made in the USA šŗšø
- Best worn with sneakers or roomy shoes
- Colors: Heather Grey Cotton with Yellow and Blue Teal Cotton accents
- Machine wash cold, line dry
Toe-tally perfect for dog lovers with trust issues. Makes a paws-itively funny gift for your favorite human/dog duo.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.