Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Tea Towel

We're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*cking Kaye! 🎄😂

If your family's holiday gatherings feel a little more Griswold than Hallmark, this one's for you.

Our Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Tea Towel brings a little National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation humor to your kitchen with a festive forest-green graphic featuring a classic station wagon hauling a Christmas tree, surrounded by pine trees and mountains. The design features the unforgettable phrase, "Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse," making it the perfect holiday kitchen accessory for anyone who appreciates a little inappropriate Christmas cheer.

Whether you're hosting the entire dysfunctional family, baking Christmas cookies, or pouring yourself another glass of eggnog to survive the festivities, this funny Christmas kitchen towel is ready for the chaos.

Made from soft, absorbent cotton flour sack fabric, it's as practical as it is entertaining. Hang it from your oven handle, display it in your holiday kitchen, or wrap it up for the Christmas Vacation fan in your life.

Looking for a gift that's guaranteed to get a laugh? This funny Christmas tea towel makes a hilarious stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, Secret Santa present, or Christmas hostess gift for someone who knows that the holidays are rarely as picture-perfect as they look.

PRODUCT DETAILS:

• White flour sack-style tea towel
• 100% cotton
• Measures approximately 28" x 29"
• Pre-washed, lint-free fabric
• Naturally rumpled texture
• Hemmed on all four sides
• Forest-green Christmas Vacation-inspired graphic
• Professionally screen printed by hand
• Neatly folded with a kraft paper belly band for easy gifting
• Perfect for funny Christmas gifts, holiday kitchen decor, and stocking stuffers

Please Note: The graphic is printed on the lower middle third of the towel so it can be displayed when folded or hung. Product photography may show the towel arranged differently to highlight the full design. Slight variations in print color may occur due to the nature of screen printing.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold.
• Tumble dry on low heat or line dry for best results.
• Iron on low heat on the reverse side if needed.