You Ain't Getting Shit Christmas Crewneck
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Congratulations, you’ve made the elite naughty list—so elite, even coal didn’t make the cut. This cozy holiday crewneck? Yeah, it’s all you’re getting this year. Wear it as a badge of honor and let Santa know you’re fully leaning into the "zero gifts" lifestyle.
With its unisex fit and soft, warm fabric, this sweatshirt is perfect for sipping spiked eggnog and reflecting on all the “creative” choices that got you here. Spoiler alert: you’re not changing. 🎅🔥
Consider it a festive reminder: when you’re on the naughty list, sometimes you’ve got to be your own gift. 🎁
Features:
- unisex fit, classic crewneck
- remarkably soft, plush material
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester fleece, 8.0 oz.
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brand: bella canvas
- wash cold, hang dry
Graphic colors may vary from what you see on your screen. Due to lighting, monitor adjustments, photo edits and filters.
This garment is printed using eco-friendly, water based ink. This earth-friendly ink may smell slightly of vinegar, but will disappear after washing.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.