Clark & Company Eggnog Christmas Vacation Heavyweight Tee
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All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
The hap-hap-happiest Christmas starts with a little eggnog. And probably a complete family meltdown.
If your idea of holiday cheer includes 25,000 Christmas lights, a questionable Christmas bonus, Cousin Eddie parked in the driveway, and a moose-shaped glass full of eggnog, you're definitely our kind of people.
Our Clark & Company Premium Eggnog Heavyweight Tee is a nostalgic nod to National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and the legendary holiday chaos of Clark Griswold. Featuring a vintage-inspired fictional eggnog company graphic, Clark's iconic moose mug, and the hilarious promise of eggnog "made fresh in the threshold of hell," this funny Christmas graphic tee is practically a holiday tradition waiting to happen.
Printed on a heavyweight t-shirt, this Christmas Vacation-inspired tee has that perfectly broken-in, lived-in feel you love. The substantial 6.1 oz. ring-spun cotton fabric is garment-dyed for a soft, vintage appearance, while the relaxed unisex fit makes it comfortable enough for Christmas movie marathons, holiday gatherings, and surviving another year of family festivities.
Available in Brick, Hemp, and True Navy, each featuring a bold white retro-inspired graphic that looks like something straight out of a Griswold family Christmas.
Whether you're shopping for a Christmas Vacation fan, looking for a funny Christmas shirt that isn't covered in reindeer and glitter, or simply embracing your inner Clark Griswold, this heavyweight holiday tee deserves a spot in your Christmas wardrobe.
Details:
- Heavyweight graphic t-shirt
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Substantial 6.1 oz. fabric with a soft, lived-in feel
- Garment-dyed for a vintage-inspired appearance
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crewneck and short sleeves
- Available in Brick, Hemp, and True Navy
- White Clark & Company Premium Eggnog graphic
- Perfect for Christmas movie nights, holiday parties, family gatherings, and gifting
Also Available In
Can't get enough Clark Griswold's holiday chaos? Explore our Clark & Company Heavyweight Christmas Sweatshirt for a cozy winter layer, or shop the Lightweight Christmas Graphic Tee for a softer, lighter everyday option.
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
Because nothing says Christmas quite like a Griswold family gathering. And if the holiday festivities start going sideways, just remember: we're all in this together. Except Cousin Eddie. He's probably emptying the RV somewhere.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.