I Don't Have Mushroom For Your Bullshit Mug
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
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HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
This mug is for those of you who have zero tolerance for bullshit! 🍄
MUG DETAILS
- White 11oz ceramic mug with glossy finish.
- Design is printed on both sides, so it looks cool in either hand.
- Dishwasher safe; will not crack, peel or fade.
- Microwave safe so you can reheat over and over until you wake your ass up.
- Designed and printed with love in the USA.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.