Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
The holidays are all fun and games until the tree is too big, the lights don’t work, Cousin Eddie shows up, and someone’s emptying the shitter in your driveway.
Our Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt is made for families who know that a little dysfunction is basically a holiday tradition. Inspired by the gloriously chaotic humor of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, the graphic features a Christmas tree-topped station wagon cruising through the mountains with the unforgettable sentiment: “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse.”
Consider it your official uniform for surviving Christmas with the people you love most.
Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-polyester blend with an 8 oz. weight, cozy fleece interior, and classic unisex fit, this crewneck delivers exactly what a Christmas sweatshirt should: warm, comfortable, easy to layer, and perfectly suited for spending an entire December evening on the couch watching the Griswolds.
Wear it to Christmas parties, family gatherings, holiday movie nights, Christmas light drives, casual office parties, or the annual family get-together that inevitably provides material for next year’s group chat.
And yes, this one practically begs to become a matching family Christmas sweatshirt. With a classic unisex fit and multiple colors to choose from, everyone can wear the same hilariously inappropriate graphic without having to wear the exact same color. It’s also a ridiculously good Christmas gift for Christmas Vacation fans, sarcastic family members, movie lovers, and anyone who considers Clark Griswold a holiday icon.
Details:
Classic unisex crewneck sweatshirt
50% cotton / 50% polyester
8 oz. midweight fleece
Soft fleece interior
Cozy everyday fit
Great for Christmas parties, family photos and holiday movie nights
Available in multiple festive colors
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.