Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Heavyweight Christmas Tee
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All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
Shitter was full. The tree was too big. The lights didn’t work. And somehow you’re all still celebrating Christmas together.
For families who put the fun in dysfunctional, our Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Heavyweight Christmas Tee brings all the chaotic Griswold energy your holiday season deserves. Inspired by the gloriously unhinged humor of National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, the graphic features a Christmas tree-topped family station wagon cruising through the mountains with the iconic sentiment: “Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse.”
Basically, it’s Christmas Vacation in t-shirt form.
Made from 100% Airlume ring-spun cotton, this 6.1 oz. heavyweight tee has a substantial premium feel with a relaxed unisex fit and classic crewneck. It’s the kind of Christmas shirt you can throw on with jeans all season long, layer under a flannel or jacket when it gets cold, and pull back out next year when it’s time for another viewing of the Griswold family’s spectacular holiday disaster.
Even better? Get the whole damn family involved. The unisex styling makes this a hilarious option for matching family Christmas shirts, couples, siblings, friend groups, holiday party crews, Christmas vacation shirts, and funny family Christmas photos. Because nothing says togetherness quite like publicly acknowledging that you’re all a little nuts.
Perfect for Christmas Vacation fans, sarcastic Christmas lovers, Cousin Eddie enthusiasts, dysfunctional families, holiday movie marathons, ugly sweater parties where you refuse to wear a sweater, and anyone whose idea of holiday cheer comes with a healthy dose of inappropriate humor.
Details:
Premium heavyweight unisex tee
100% Airlume ring-spun cotton
6.1 oz. heavyweight fabric
Classic crewneck
Relaxed, substantial feel
Easy to wear alone or layer for colder weather
Great for matching family and group Christmas shirts
Available in multiple holiday-ready colors
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.