Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Vacation Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
We’re the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 🎄
If your family Christmas looks a little less Hallmark and a little more Griswold, you’ve found your holiday uniform. Our Jolliest Bunch of Assholes Christmas Vacation Tee is a hilarious nod to National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and the beautifully chaotic families who somehow make it through the holidays together.
The graphic features the infamous quote surrounding a retro Christmas road-trip scene complete with the family station wagon, Christmas tree, snowy mountains, and enough Griswold energy to make Cousin Eddie feel right at home.
Made from an incredibly soft 52% cotton / 48% polyester blend, this lightweight unisex Christmas tee has a classic crewneck and easy, comfortable fit. It’s soft enough for Christmas movie marathons and lightweight enough for layering under a cardigan, flannel, or jacket without adding bulk. It’s also a great Christmas shirt for warmer climates when a holiday sweatshirt is approximately 70 degrees too ambitious.
And yes—this one was practically made for groups. Outfit the whole dysfunctional crew for funny family Christmas photos, holiday parties, sibling gatherings, couples pictures, Christmas vacations, or matching family shirts that are considerably more accurate than “Merry & Bright.”
Perfect for fans of Christmas Vacation, Griswold family humor, sarcastic Christmas shirts, funny holiday movie tees, and anyone whose family puts the fun in dysfunctional.
Details:
Super-soft lightweight unisex tee
52% cotton / 48% polyester
Classic crewneck
Comfortable everyday fit
Lightweight and easy to layer
Great for warmer climates
Available in multiple holiday-ready colors
Perfect for individuals, couples, families, and groups
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.