Parenting: It Takes A Vineyard Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
They say it takes a village. We have questions about what they're serving there. 🍷
The Parenting: It Takes A Vineyard Tee is for the moms who love their kids deeply... but also understand why wine comes in bottles bigger than one serving.
Equal parts motherhood solidarity and questionable coping strategy, this funny parenting tee keeps things simple with a bold vintage-inspired graphic and a joke every exhausted parent will understand. No inspirational motherhood quotes. No pretending you've got it all together. Just raising tiny humans and occasionally wondering whether “it takes a vineyard” was actually how that saying went.
Printed on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee with that perfectly broken-in look and relaxed unisex fit, it's easy enough for school pickup, grocery runs, girls' night, weekend errands, or hiding in the pantry for three uninterrupted minutes.
Available in Denim, Black, Berry, and Blue Spruce.
Basically, it's cheaper than therapy and significantly easier than raising children. 😉
Details:
Heavyweight tee
Relaxed unisex fit
Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in look and feel
100% ring-spun cotton, 6.1 oz.
Available in Denim, Black, Berry + Blue Spruce
Size up for an extra-roomy oversized fit
Prefer Bella+Canvas?
Select Bella+Canvas — Closest Color Match from the Garment Brand dropdown and we’ll substitute your tee with the closest available Bella+Canvas color in your selected size.
Because we are currently phasing out Bella+Canvas styles, color and fabric availability will vary. We’ll always choose the closest color match available, with 100% cotton used whenever possible. Depending on current inventory, your tee may instead be a heather blend (52% cotton / 48% polyester) or triblend (50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon).
Please note that Bella+Canvas colors, fabric, fit, and texture may vary slightly from the Comfort Colors tee shown in the product photos.
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.