Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks
Some people have a sixth sense. Yours just happens to be detecting bullshit from a mile away. 🙄
Our Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks are for the skeptics, sarcastic souls, and professional eye-rollers who have heard just about every excuse in the book. Whether you're surviving another meeting that could've been an email, listening to someone's wildly unbelievable story, or simply minding your own business while the nonsense finds you anyway, these socks say exactly what you're thinking.
Featuring a classic black base, bold cream lettering, retro mustard-gold stripes, and contrasting cream heels and toes, these funny novelty socks deliver plenty of attitude without sacrificing comfort. Their cozy, thicker cotton-blend knit and relaxed unisex fit make them an easy everyday favorite.
Proudly made in the USA, they're the perfect gift for your brutally honest bestie, sarcastic coworker, or anyone whose facial expressions have a habit of saying the quiet part out loud.
The Details:
- Black gym socks with cream and mustard-gold accents
- Bold "Sounds Like Bullshit To Me" statement design
- Retro-inspired striped detailing with contrasting cream heels and toes
- Comfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction
- Unisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15
- Mid-calf length on most wearers
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Best worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes
- Proudly made in the USA
Perfect For: Sarcastic besties, coworkers with a sense of humor, office gift exchanges, birthdays, stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, and anyone with a finely tuned bullshit detector.
Shop More Socks
Love accessories with attitude? Browse our Gym Socks Collection for comfortable, statement-making styles, or explore our Funny Socks & Novelty Socks Collection for more hilariously inappropriate finds.
More Sass, Less Small Talk: If your patience for nonsense is running dangerously low, check out our Allergic To Bullshit Grip Socks for another unapologetically sarcastic favorite.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.