Uncle Lewis's Old Stogies Christmas Vacation Heavyweight Tee
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LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
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All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
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DESCRIPTION
Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a dried-out turkey, a cat under the tree, a questionable cigar, and Uncle Lewis casually turning the Griswold living room into a holiday fire hazard.
Our Uncle Lewis’s Old Stogies Heavyweight Tee is made for the Christmas Vacation fan who knows exactly what happens when someone asks Uncle Lewis to say grace. Featuring a vintage-inspired “Old Stogies” advertisement with Uncle Lewis front and center, this funny Christmas graphic is packed with Griswold-worthy details, including “The Bless-ing,” “So what’s the matter with you?” and enough dysfunctional holiday energy to make Clark proud.
Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton in a substantial 6.1 oz. heavyweight fabric, this relaxed unisex tee has that structured, lived-in feel that pairs perfectly with jeans, flannels, pajama pants, or whatever you’re wearing for your annual Christmas Vacation movie marathon.
Wear it for holiday parties, Christmas movie nights, family gatherings, ugly sweater parties where you refuse to actually wear an ugly sweater, or while standing a safe distance away from anyone lighting a cigar near the Christmas tree.
Even better? Pair it with our Aunt Bethany’s Sprinkles Tee for a hilariously dysfunctional Christmas duo. Uncle Lewis + Aunt Bethany make the perfect matching Christmas shirts for couples, siblings, best friends, parents, grandparents, or any two people in the family who are willing to fully commit to Griswold-level holiday chaos.
Details:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
6.1 oz. heavyweight tee
Relaxed unisex fit
Vintage-inspired Uncle Lewis Christmas graphic
Perfect for Christmas Vacation fans and holiday movie lovers
Great funny Christmas gift for men or women
Pair with our Aunt Bethany’s Sprinkles Tee for a matching holiday set
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
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