Wanna See My Nuts? Funny Christmas Tee
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Wanna see my nuts? 🐿️🎄
Well, since you asked...
Meet the most innocent-looking troublemaker of the holiday season. Our Wanna See My Nuts? Christmas Tee features an adorable, wide-eyed squirrel sporting a Santa hat, cheeks stuffed with nuts, and a whole lot of questionable holiday cheer.
With its vintage-inspired illustration, distressed lettering, and festive winter details, this funny Christmas graphic tee is the perfect combination of cute, cozy, and just a little inappropriate. Because apparently even woodland creatures have a dirty sense of humor.
Made from heavyweight 100% cotton with a relaxed unisex fit, this Comfort Colors tee has that lived-in, vintage feel we love. The garment-dyed finish gives each color a beautifully washed appearance, making it an easy favorite for casual holiday outfits.
Pair it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite flannel for Christmas parties, holiday shopping, family gatherings with a sense of humor, or simply making strangers do a double take.
The Details:
- Comfort Colors heavyweight 6.1 oz. tee
- 100% cotton
- Garment-dyed for a soft, lived-in feel
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Classic crew neckline and short sleeves
- Vintage-inspired Christmas squirrel graphic
- Distressed lettering and festive winter accents
- Available in Brick, Pepper, and Moss
- Perfect for funny Christmas outfits, holiday parties, and casual winter wear
Prefer Bella+Canvas?
Select Bella+Canvas — Closest Color Match from the Garment Brand dropdown and we’ll substitute your tee with the closest available Bella+Canvas color in your selected size.
Because we are currently phasing out Bella+Canvas styles, color and fabric availability will vary. We’ll always choose the closest color match available, with 100% cotton used whenever possible. Depending on current inventory, your tee may instead be a heather blend (52% cotton / 48% polyester) or triblend (50% polyester / 25% cotton / 25% rayon).
Please note that Bella+Canvas colors, fabric, fit, and texture may vary slightly from the Comfort Colors tee shown in the product photos.
Care: Wash cold and hang dry to maintain the look of your graphic.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.