Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Socks
Size Guide
LIGHTWEIGHT TEE SIZING
HEAVYWEIGHT TEE SIZING
CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT SIZING
LIGHTWEIGHT FLEECE SWEATSHIRT SIZING
RAGLAN SWEATSHIRT SIZING
HOODIE SIZING
All measurements taken with the garment laying flat.
CHEST: Measured straight across the chest from armpit to armpit (doubled for circumference)
LENGTH: Measured from highest point of shoulder to bottom hem
SIZING TIPS:
Order your usual size for a slightly relaxed fit. Size up one for a looser fit. Size up 2-3 from your usual size for an oversized look.
SIZE GUIDE
DESCRIPTION
Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Socks
For those moments when your patience has officially left the building and all you can think is, are you fucking kidding me? 🙄
Why waste your breath when your socks can say it for you? Our Are You Fucking Kidding Me Gym Socks serve up a healthy dose of sarcasm for the chronically unimpressed, professional eye-rollers, and anyone running on caffeine, questionable patience, and absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense.
Featuring a crisp bleach-white base, bold black lettering, retro-inspired orange and black stripes, and contrasting bright orange heels and toes, these funny novelty gym socks deliver plenty of personality with a classic athletic vibe. Their super-comfy, thicker cotton-blend knit and relaxed unisex fit make them perfect for everyday wear.
Whether you're lounging around, running errands, surviving another ridiculous conversation, or silently judging someone's latest questionable decision, these socks have your back. Well, technically your feet. But you get the idea. 😏
Proudly made in the USA, they're the perfect gift for your sarcastic bestie, brutally honest coworker, or anyone whose facial expressions regularly get them into trouble.
The Details:
- Bleach-white gym socks with light orange and black accents
- Bold "Are You Fucking Kidding Me" statement design
- Retro-inspired striped detailing with contrasting orange heels and toes
- Comfortable, wide-ribbed, thicker-knit construction
- Unisex, one size fits most: US women's 6–men's 15
- Mid-calf length on most wearers
- 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Best worn with sneakers or other roomy shoes
- Proudly made in the USA
Perfect For: Sarcastic besties, brutally honest coworkers, birthdays, office gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, white elephant gifts, and anyone whose patience is permanently on vacation.
Shop More Socks
Love accessories with attitude? Browse our Gym Socks Collection for comfortable, statement-making styles, or explore our Funny Socks & Novelty Socks Collection for more hilariously inappropriate finds.
More Sass, Less Small Talk: If your patience for nonsense is running dangerously low, check out our Allergic To Bullshit Gym Socks and Sounds Like Bullshit To Me Gym Socks for more unapologetically sarcastic favorites.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold and line dry to maintain the look of your socks.
SHIPPING/RETURNS
Each item on our website is printed by hand, just for you. Please allow up to 7 business days for your order to ship (up to 10 days for bulk and wholesale orders and up to 4 weeks for pre-orders). Orders containing multiple products may ship separately.
We have a 30 day return policy in exchange for store credit (excludes bulk orders, wholesale and pre-orders). For more info check our returns page.